Wednesday, 24 February 2010

ABC of Scotland


Writing ABCs of different kinds is not a new idea so I'm not going to pretend to be some kind of a genius and say that I invented it. However, I haven't found anything of this sort on the internet (maybe I haven't looked well enough) and surely there isn't anything like that written from my perspective (how could there be? :)
So, over the next several weeks I'm hoping to produce a full ABC of Scotland with an emphasis on Glasgow, since that's where I've lived for the last few years. Actually, this isn't going to be an ABC of Scotland as such, as I don't feel I know the Scotland outside of Glasgow that well but that’s how I’ve called it. In short, it's going to be mostly about Glasgow, with some points universal for Scotland (and sometimes for the rest of the UK) and some referring to the rest of the land but not to this city.
Makes sense? Hope so!
In my ABC, I will try to write down my observations and opinions about different aspects of life here and I’d like to make it clear now that these are solely MY personal observations, opinions and feelings and that I understand that other people can disagree with me.

Tuesday, 23 February 2010

Piszesz nieskładnie

 

 

Dawno tak się nie uśmiałem. Powiedzcie, że Wasz też to śmieszy, bo ja nie mogłem się opanować przez dobrą minutę :)

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So, I've just come back from the cinema where I saw one of the most talked about films this year - Avatar. Having heard a few people's opinions, I must say I didn't expect the film to be much more than some nice special effects, a mediocre plot and a tribute to sex equality and political correctness (by the way, who the hell came up with the phrase 'gender equality'?!).

But let's start from the beginning. The ticket, with a student discount, was £6.30 which was much cheaper than that I paid last time I went to see a film in 3D (The Final Destination - one big shite) in Edinburgh but I also had to pay extra for the glasses which, judgeing by the number of new films coming out soon in 3D, I will have to keep. Initially, my eyes got quite sore and even watered a bit (something that didn’t happen when I was watching the previous film in 3D) and I was quite worried I wouldn’t be able to watch comfortably but they soon adjusted and the pain eased off. I know I’m not going to write anything revealing but there you go. Just some chaotic, random thoughts.


I knew what the film was going to be about so I wasn't surprised at all when it turned out that the killer 'savages' from the forest were actually the good guys; but even this knowledge didn't reduce my enjoyment of the picture.

So yeh, the plot... Unlike many people who have seemed to indulge in criticising it, I thought it was great. Adventure, clash of civilisations, good versus evil, love, betrayal - these are timeless themes that have been known for millennia to be components of many great works and they certainly added value to this film. You cannot make a bad film about these things, can you?


When you first see the human technology, you can't help but admire the sophistication and advancement. The shiny metal, computer screens, engines and so on look very close to home but the more time you spend with the Na'vi, you become more hostile to technology and more appreciating of their way of life and the strong bond they have with nature. At least that's how I felt. The Na'vi were amazing. Their behaviour and character in many ways resembled those of humans but at the same time there was something noble and, despite their lack of using advanced technology, something, erm..., advanced. Their religion, if it was a religion, a subject of yanks’ mockery, made so much more sense than human made up beliefs. It was embarrassing to see people, who believe in an invisible man because some ancient books say that he exists, laugh at a civilisation which believe in and have proof for existence of a benevolent force or  deity which they call Eywa.

The yanks were the baddies in this film (finally a picture where they don’t save the world from an asteroid/comet/alien invasion/deadly virus and what have you). And after the destruction they had caused, it was really satisfying to see them having their arses seriously kicked. Their corporate greed, illusion of superiority, general stupidity and a bit of bad luck led them to their ignominious fall.

Now about the special effects. There isn’t much to say apart from: WOW. And I meant it, they were very impressive, the colours, especially those of bioluminescence, were delightful, the whole world of Pandora looked very convincing and the scenes of riding animal, chases, falls and battles were breathtaking. The only negative comment I want to make is that sometimes certain objects looked blurred but I think that might have been due to my eyes not fully adjusting to watching films in 3D.

The music was great too, at one point it even resembled music from the Terminator (which, for those you don’t know, was also directed by Cameron). If anyone knows the title and the singer of the song that was played at the end, please write in the comments below.

The only flaw of the film that I can think of is that the fauna (including the Na’vi) and flora looked too earthly. I don’t think it’s possible that evolution on other planets or moons could have gone almost the same direction as evolution on Earth, I mean, come on, the Na’vi were mammals! But I don’t care, we’re used to watching films set in ‘galaxies far, far away’ were the main species look just like humans and where English is the most widely spoken and understood language :)

If I had a choice between living here or living with the Na’vi, I wouldn’t hesitate one moment and say: take me there!

Thursday, 28 January 2010

My answer to 'Workshy Poles have ruined Britain'

(And caused the recession, weakness of the pound, the expenses scandal and created the chav culture.)

THE impact of immigration into the UK is back in the headlines again. The Government is claiming that more than half of the 1.5million Eastern European workers who have come here since 2004 have now gone home. But Polish academic Prof Krystyna Iglicka disputes this, insisting more than one million Poles are still living in Britain. Here Polish actress Joanna Kanska, 50, the star of BBC1's Material Girl who moved to the UK in 1981, tells SUE CRAWFORD that Britain is being damaged by the influx of her fellow countrymen and other Eastern Europeans.

(Other Eastern Europeans? Since when is Poland in Eastern Europe?)

THE Britain I fell in love with almost 30 years ago was a beautiful, clean, orderly, elegant and friendly place.

(Ahhh... indeed it was. The glorious years of riots in Brixton, Tottenham, Birmingham and other places, the miners’ protests, persecution of immigrants and homosexuals, IRA bombs exploding.)

Now I am frightened to go out on my own. The pavements are littered with rubbish and people openly spit on the street. I have watched these changes with bewilderment and sadness.

(Mrs Kanska is afraid to go on her own because she thinks she might get attacked by rubbish or spat on by a Polish immigrant? Should she not have also brought up the problem of dog faeces on pavements and blame that on immigrants too?)

The problem is Britain has let too many different cultures come here and take advantage.

(Would it have been all right if 6 million people from just a handful of cultures had come? Say, 1 million Zimbabweans, 1 million Iraqis, 1 million Poles, 1 million Nigerians, 1 million Pakistanis and 1 million Indians?)

When I arrived there were only two million people living here born overseas. Now the figure is 6.5million and rising.

This has had a dramatic effect on Britain - culturally, practically and financially.

(Hope you’re not saying that it was all negative. Every change has its effects, some are good, some are worse, right?)

Britain is a magnet because of its hand-outs. Immigrants bypass other countries because the best rich pickings are here.

(They bypass other countries? Are you now trying to convince us that France, Italy, Germany, Spain, Sweden, Norway and Denmark (to name just a few) don’t have big numbers of foreign-born residents?)

But it's wrong for so many immigrants to be living on benefits. You have to put something in to society before you take something out.

(Correct me if I’m wrong but to be entitled to benefits, you need to have worked in the UK for at least two years. Since the article is about Polish and maybe other Central Europeans, I must point out that they are less likely to live on benefits than the indigenous Brits.)

Since I arrived here I have always worked and prided myself on paying my own way.

When I first came I ran the Corney & Barrow champagne bar in the City of London while acting with a Polish theatre company in Hammersmith, west London.

Soon after I became a TV actress starring in dramas such as Capital City, Sleepers and A Very Peculiar Practice.

Joanna Kanska

I was a single mum determined to look after myself and my son and I even worked as a dental assistant between acting jobs. So it makes me angry when other people arrive and expect a free flat and benefits. Not everyone from Poland is hard-working.

(Very nice of you, Mrs Kanska to share the story of your life with us, we appreciate it. However, I understand that by telling us how hardworking and resourceful you are you’re trying to prove that you’re not like THEM, you’re not a typical Pole and that everyone should follow your example.)

Obviously a lot of crooks have come over too and they all laugh at how silly the system is and how easy it is to take advantage.

(I’m sure they have but how do these crooks compare to the rest that came with them? Are there really so many of them?)

I am totally against mass immigration. Multiculturalism doesn't work, because people don't integrate - quite the opposite.

(People don’t integrate? I gather you base this claim on your personal experience? The opposite to integration is separation, how can a newly arrived group of people separate from the local community?)

Joanna Kanska nude

And giving immigrants priority, for example with local authority housing, just causes more racial tension.

(Who gives them priority? Housing applications are not assessed based on the applicant’s nationality, are they?)

Britain worries too much about hurting other people's feelings, but it needs to be firmer and state clearly that anyone who comes here must accept British laws, traditions, customs and culture and learn to speak English.

(No one’s above the law, if you don’t accept it and don’t live by it, you will be punished. So, Mrs Kanska, your view is that Muslims, Buddhists, Jews and people of other religions ‘must accept British traditions’ and celebrate Christmas? As for the language, everyone learns it, some take longer, some do it quickly but if they think of staying in this country, they will learn English and it won’t be because you want them to but because at some point they will realise there’s no other option)

This country is losing its identity. People no longer seem proud of themselves and what they have.

(Don’t weep just yet, the country isn’t losing its identity, I don’t think that’s even possible. The Brits survived Anglo-Saxon conquest, Viking conquest, Norman conquest, the collapse of their empire, Thatcher’s premiership so I think I’m right to say they will survive an influx of Polish workers.)

Trying to be nice to everyone else is damaging this country. Why doesn't Britain adopt a tougher system, like that in Australia or America, where only skilled people are welcome to apply?

(Ok, lady, I don’t know what planet you’re living on but Britain is part of the EU and as such it cannot adopt a system that would act against the freedom of movement.)

Let's have the right people coming in - those who can bring something to this society or only those who genuinely need saving from persecution.

(Once again, there’s no communism in Poland, the Iron Curtain is long gone and the above mentioned freedom of movement means that anyone can come.)

I am very fond of this country and have no plans to leave, but I am in despair.

(I feel for you but these feelings might be down to the changes that are taking place in your body, something that’s perfectly normal at your age.)

Coming from Poland under Communist rule in 1981, Britain seemed like Disneyland. But now talented, hard-working, law-abiding British people are leaving and that pains me.

(I’m sure that was the case, the difference now is that since Poland is not a communist state any longer, Britain doesn’t look as much appealing as it did decades ago. And why are those marvellous people leaving? Because the Polish have come?)

Britain sometimes seems as though it is conspiring against its own good citizens and that has to change.

(What’s the condition called when you feel as though others are conspiring against you? Bipolar disorder?)

Now I’m asking myself the question: what made this vile woman write such a toxic and deceitful article? Was it because she cared about the welfare of thousands of Polish children who will now have to suffer its consequences? Was it because she’d heard negative comments about her compatriots in the UK and wanted to distance herself from them? Maybe she lost a bet? Or maybe, as I said earlier, she lost touch with reality due to her creeping dementia?

We may never know the answer but no matter what it is, she will have to be hold accountable for this article one way or another.

Workshy Nigerians have ruined Britain

A slightly altered version of the article entitled Workshy Poles have ruined Britain.

By YORUBA NBENEBE, Telly star and Nigerian immigrant

 

THE impact of immigration into the UK is back in the headlines again. The Government is claiming that more than half of the 1.5million Black Nigerian workers who have come here since 2004 have now gone home. But Nigerian academics dispute this, insisting more than one million Nigerians are still living in Britain. Here Nigerian actress Yoruba Nbenebe, 50, the star of BBC1's Material Girl who moved to the UK in 1981, tells SUE CRAWFORD that Britain is being damaged by the influx of her fellow countrymen and other Black Africans.

THE Britain I fell in love with almost 30 years ago was a beautiful, clean, orderly, elegant and friendly place.

Now I am frightened to go out on my own. The pavements are littered with rubbish and people openly spit on the street. I have watched these changes with bewilderment and sadness.

The problem is Britain has let too many different cultures come here and take advantage.

When I arrived there were only two million people living here born overseas. Now the figure is 6.5million and rising.

This has had a dramatic effect on Britain - culturally, practically and financially.

Britain is a magnet because of its hand-outs. Immigrants bypass other countries because the best rich pickings are here.

But it's wrong for so many immigrants to be living on benefits. You have to put something in to society before you take something out.

Since I arrived here I have always worked and prided myself on paying my own way.

When I first came I ran the Corney & Barrow champagne bar in the City of London while acting with a Polish theatre company in Hammersmith, west London.

Soon after I became a TV actress starring in dramas such as Capital City, Sleepers and A Very Peculiar Practice.

I was a single mum determined to look after myself and my son and I even worked as a dental assistant between acting jobs. So it makes me angry when other people arrive and expect a free flat and benefits. Not everyone from Nigeria is hard-working.

Obviously a lot of crooks have come over too and they all laugh at how silly the system is and how easy it is to take advantage.

I am totally against mass immigration. Multiculturalism doesn't work, because people don't integrate - quite the opposite. And giving immigrants priority, for example with local authority housing, just causes more racial tension.

Britain worries too much about hurting other people's feelings, but it needs to be firmer and state clearly that anyone who comes here must accept British laws, traditions, customs and culture and learn to speak English. This country is losing its identity. People no longer seem proud of themselves and what they have.

Trying to be nice to everyone else is damaging this country. Why doesn't Britain adopt a tougher system, like that in Australia or America, where only skilled people are welcome to apply?

Let's have the right people coming in - those who can bring something to this society or only those who genuinely need saving from persecution.

I am very fond of this country and have no plans to leave, but I am in despair.

Coming from Nigeria under dictatorship rule in 1981, Britain seemed like Disneyland. But now talented, hard-working, law-abiding British people are leaving and that pains me.

Britain sometimes seems as though it is conspiring against its own good citizens and that has to change.

Original article http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2827719/Polish-actress-on-fresh-immigration-row.html

 

I wonder if the rag the Sun would ever dare publish something along the lines of the above mock article. Very doubtful. Seems as if the only group in the UK that it’s okay to slander are the Poles.